Me and my friend Michael are somewhat like Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. Well, we are good looking, hilarious, and sought after by many women… But that’s not what I meant. And no, we don’t crash weddings either. We crash Synagogues. Actually, thats not true. However, we did come up with some lines to use if one were to crash a synagogue. Jew Mutha holla at me baby here’s what I got…
“Hey baby lemme part them ass cheeks like the red sea and get all up in that tuchus”
“Lemme put on a latex yamicha and worship inside your synagogue”
“If you don’t go out with me, i’ll kill your first born” (Not as highly suggested)
“Damn girl lemme slap dem latka’s while you lick my matza balls” (A little innaprop..)
“Fuck me if i’m wrong, but aren’t there 11 commandments?”
“I’ll burn your bush like moses baby”
“Hey baby, im all for being kosher but tonight you’re gonna have meat and milk in your mouth at the same time”
“Where’s your mezuzah? I need to touch it, cause im about to enter you”
-Squallay!
